Sunday, April 19, 2026

A Little Rant About TLS

I can't praise Aja and not give my thoughts on this company. 

I honestly think they bit off more than they could chew. They did too many vintage lines too fast and I'm not sure they've handled even one of them correctly. I guess the ones with fewer pieces like Carmen Sandiego or My Buddy. 

With Rainbow Brite, I find it appalling that they've spit out product after product, yet we still do not have the full line-up of small dolls. Indigo and Lala Orange were shown the very first time they put these in the public eye. We still don't have them. At this point, they may not make them. I hate that they prioritized Patty O'Green, their FOURTH white doll, over the line's single brown girl. I also wouldn't have rushed Stormy or Tickled Pink. I would have put Indigo, Lala and Patty out, THEN done the more minor characters like Stormy and Tickled. And given us a 5.5" Moonglow, too. Bear in mind this is also coming from a big Stormy fan, so it's not like I'm favoring every single one of my favorite characters. Yes, we do have Indigo in ragdoll form, but let's not pretend that's anything near as good as the 5.5" dolls. They also botched the Cheebees, making two of the characters that make up the actual rainbow near impossible to find. Then they offered people cases with the chance to get a chase well after most of us bought the commons already. Then they cancelled their Cheebee set that would have been the easier way for those of us still missing Canary and Buddy to finally complete our rainbows. Now we're left with a rainbow doll, a pink doll, a storm-themed doll, and a green doll. Does that complete anyone's rainbow? No. 

As for Strawberry Shortcake, at least we got all the dolls, but I hate that they continue to make Cheebee sets with special characters that are impossible to find. 

Now. Jem. Hoo boy. 

The Jem doll came out at $25. I think maybe she's up to $30 now? But $25 was that original price. 

They hit us with the Jerrica and Synergy pack, which was horrifically overpriced at $120. And came with far less than the Jem doll did. It was delayed for a time. I can't remember exactly how long, but we finally got it in hand. 

Then...the Holograms and Glitter 'n' Gold. The mess truly (outrageously) begins. 

First, the Holos were now $45. $20 more and they don't have any extra outfit or anything. GnG was $55, but she is in a more deluxe box and she comes with more stuff. I'm mostly leaving her out of this discussion for now, as I don't have her in hand yet. But let's just say the $55 on her made more sense than the $45 Holos. 

Second, I think the original release for these was December. That got bumped to February 28th. That's fine. They told us decently fast in a big update on all the line releases. It wasn't only Jem. Popples and other things were also delayed. Not a huge deal. 

The problem began in late February when there were no updates or shipments. They were tight-lipped on socials when asked questions and the distrust of the company began in earnest. 

I can't remember the exact date, but I did receive an email about Popples. I never got one about Jem. But it said that the items were in the warehouse, but it was taking longer to pack than anticipated. Okay, no big deal. Appreciated the update. I want to say this was in March. I don't think it was a huge amount of time after February 28th, but I didn't keep the message, thinking nothing of it at the time, so I cannot be sure.

It was a lie. 

One week ago, they posted a reel on Insta, saying the toys were in their warehouse as of last week. It was at least a month AFTER they initially stated they'd arrived in the warehouse. At least. So they blatantly lied to those of us that had ordered these toys IN AUGUST. 

Retailers began receiving the dolls before direct buyers had theirs shipped. 

As of right now, I still do not have tracking for my order of a Popple and the four Jem dolls. I've seen other people get theirs. No word on mine and based on socials, a lot of people are in the same boat. 

You know who can get the dolls? 

People ordering on Amazon right now. They made them available to Amazon before filling the orders of customers who have patiently and not so patiently waited since AUGUST. 

Buyers are understandably livid and swearing they'll never buy from TLS directly again. We've been lied to and now we've been skipped over. 

I decided to say "screw it" and ordered the three Holograms on Amazon, planning to return my TLS ones once they finally remember I paid them hundreds of dollars months ago. 

I ordered Friday night. Kimber arrived Saturday afternoon. With two spots on her lips where her lipstick had come off. I'm used to seeing this with MH, so I checked the box, but no. No paint on the plastic on the box, so it wasn't Amazon's fault for shipping her in a thin brown paper envelope. Kimber simply got shoddy lip paint. I put in for a replacement and she'll arrive tomorrow. (On an annoying side note, they're making me return the defective one in a box EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T SEND HER IN A BOX and I have to print out a label instead of my usual simple returns to the UPS Store. Thanks, Amazon.)

Aja and Shana arrived today. If you've seen my review of Aja, you'll know she's gorgeous. 

Then there's this:


 

The little pink eyeshadow spot on her eyebrow is no big deal. 

Her lips are off center. Don't love that. 

Yet even worse is whatever in the hell is going on with her eyeshadow on her left eye. 


What even is that?! 

Now remember, not only are these $45 dolls that should never have this level of paint flaw, but they increased $20 in price, come with less than their $25 predecessor, AND now their paint jobs are shitty?

I put in for a replacement for Shana, too, and thankfully I can return her the normal way. 

I will buy and return these dolls as many times as I have to until I get ones with paint worth $45. UPS Store is less than a mile away and I am petty. I've got this. 

Someday, I will have reviews of Kimber and Shana. Someday, I will have my Pancake Popple. 

And if I didn't have a coupon code for 50% off, I would never order directly from TLS again. 

They're promising to be better, but at this point, I'm calling them the Disloyal Subjects. (Someone on Insta came up with that. I'd love to say it was me, but it was not.)  

I wanted them to do well. I love the products I do have. None have been epicly flawed until now. My Lemon Meringue had an error in her hip joint and they sent me another for free. Customer service handled that well. I have some tiny shred of hope they can improve, but I'm also trying to be realistic and not expecting much more from any of these lines. 

I want to believe in you, TLS, but I can't anymore. 

REVIEW: TLS Toy Jem & the Holograms AJA



Okay, this is going to be a two-part review. 

First, I'm going to look only at the doll. Then I'm going to have a bit to say on the company and how they handled this release. (Spoiler: They did not do well.) 

Aja is my favorite Hologram and she was my first Jem doll when they came out, so I absolutely have to begin with her. 


The boxes on these are so nice. Kinda wish they were the original shape, but I also get why they're not. 


Love the original art on the side. 




Aja comes with her guitar, a stand, a comb, and a lanyard. 



Despite being advertised as having different songs, all the new dolls will play...the same song the Jem doll does. This was something having to do with production numbers. 


I will always love how they did these combs. 


And her guitar is amazing. Heavy and nicely-detailed. 





I would have preferred a second outfit to a lanyard. But at least there's the vintage art. 




Out of the box! My first impression is that she has a gorgeous face and she's definitely Aja, but there's something not quite right. 


Her hair is a good color. I think it's similar to the vintage, though I didn't do a comparison. Maybe when all three are being reviewed. It's not an accurate cut to the show or vintage doll, but it's not awful. It doesn't seem as thin as Jem's, though it's certainly not thick either. I think thin just works better for Aja. And I'm so happy her bangs are up higher! I saw someone else's photos and her bangs totally covered her eyebrows, which I hated. This looks good. 




She has a lovely skintone. 

Her makeup is very light, so she's not the easiest to photograph. Not that I'm the greatest photographer or working in good lighting, but I still had to take several shots for each pose to get one that didn't wash out her face. 






She's worth the struggle though. Such a beautiful face! 






Solved the problem of why she looked so off! 

Her shirt needed to be untucked.

The vintage design is untucked and it's actually also untucked on her promo pics for this doll. 

Looks much better! 




I tried to get her leg up pose from her art without her tipping over. 





She's definitely my favorite of all the ones they've made so far.




LOVE her. 


She's fun to photograph. 




So yeah, that is TLS's Aja. 

She's a fantastic doll and I'm thrilled to finally have her. 



PHOTO CREDIT: Mine. 

Friday, April 17, 2026

REVIEW: Monster High Skulltimate Secrets Series 8 Cabin Slaycation CUPID ASTERIA





I am not normally a big Cupid fan, though I did adore her in EAH. I thought she was far better suited there. But this doll is cute as hell, so I had to have her. 


Gloves are in the Skullette. 

Love the wings!



I'm a bit on the blind side, so I often miss stray hair in my dolls' faces. Sorry about that. 


Like Clawdeen, she's also Saran. Gel in the bangs but not awful. I'm not washing it out for once. 




Cute little face! The birthday doll was not even half this sweet. I love her. 

Again, love the basic outfit. 



Amazing boots! 

Except I don't love the blue. I think they would have been fine without it. 



Another cute face pic. 

Inside the suitcase: 2 hangers, scarf, sweater and skirt.


I didn't take a pic of the scarf fabric this time, but it's also lovely. 






Another great suitcase. 



Shelves, key, boots and bracelet. Again, be careful when opening so you don't lose the bracelet. 


Other key with keyring, necklace, purse, hat and belt. 

I don't like the blue pieces and I know someone did a great review of Cupid yesterday, so I am not putting them on her. I dislike the skirt and while I do like the belt, I just don't like the addition of that much blue to her. I would use this on another Cupid though. 



The bow is cute, but I'm iffy about necklaces with high-necked tops. 

I love the boots but I like the pink ones better. Okay, if these get to Amazon and go on sale, I'm buying another Cupid. Then maybe she'll wear the blue... Blue skirt and belt, no sweater, these boots. That might work.  




I like the wings too much to hide them with her hair. 

Still can't get over her sweet little face. 




Accidental shot that I ended up liking the colors on. 




One more. 



Ah, the scarf. Love it. 


This hat though. I get the idea. It's a cute idea. Heart-shaped hat. Sure. 

However...

If you angle it one way, it looks like a butt. (Give me your best asshat jokes. Come on.) If you angle it like this, which I think is how the designer meant, it looks like a bra on her head. No matter what I do, it simply does not look like a heart. 

Final look! 

I remember someone in the other review not liking the "orange" purse, but it's brown. It's "wood." I like it. 


I never would have guessed I'd absolutely love two winter cabin-themed dolls. Yet here we are!


PHOTO CREDIT: Mine.

REVIEW: Monster High Skulltimate Secrets Series 8 Cabin Slaycation CLAWDEEN WOLF



Finally home from work to do these reviews!

I bought these from We R Toys. I stacked the 10% welcome code with the buy 4 get 20% off deal to save 30%, so please no one think I paid that $55 for these. They came down to what retail with tax would have cost me. I'm impatient, but I try to not be that impatient! Not that I'm judging anyone that paid full price though. 



Anyway, this is Skulltimate Secrets Series 8. I think Laura was originally going to be in this line and now I kinda wish she had been because it's so good, but at the same time, she has too many dolls as it is. 



Clawdeen fresh from the box. 


I've been asked about her hair and I have to say, I'm horrible with figuring out hair types. It used to be so much easier. I'll try my best based on the comparison info I was given by a helpful person. I think this is Saran. It feels heavier than my Buried Secrets Cleo's hair. 



Her makeup is stunning! 

I tend to prefer her with curly hair, but she looks amazing here, so zero complaints. 



I LOVE these boots! 







The cutout heels are moons and stars. So cute!






The glove hands are in the Skullette.




Cute design on the suitcase. 



Inside the suitcase are the scarf, 2 hangers, sweater, and skirt. 


The print on this is gorgeous!





Inside one packet: belt, purse, hat, necklace, and a key with a hotel-style "keyring" to put it on. 




I am so picky about hats, but this...I love this. 


I also think this top and shorts are super cute. The fabrics they picked for these shorts and Cupid's main skirt are one of the factors that drew me to the line. 




Someone commented that this outfit is very My Scene and I totally see that. 

I wasn't impressed with the tan skirt at first, but with the belt and the deco on the front, it comes together really nicely. I'm never going to be much of a brown clothes person, especially when my second option is a black piece, but this works. 



The giant wolf buckle. Gotta love this. 




The other pouch had another key, a bracelet (make sure you don't miss this when opening!), her second boots, and two shelves. I think they're shelves. I never use the boxes as anything but storage so I tossed these. 






These are okay. They cute, but nowhere near the awesomeness of the cowboy boots. 



Her bracelet has a tony paw charm on it. I posed her hand like that so it shows. It manages to poke out from the fur cuff a little. 

Love love love the glove hands!





Why did I lean her like this? I don't know. 



The scarf had to go on. It's too pretty not to. Yes, it's bulky, but it's a scarf! 

 


Final look! I debated on the hat but ultimately felt she needed it. 


I never expected to love her this much! Good job, designers. 


PHOTO CREDIT: Mine.